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Toast throughput
2.3
slices / hour
P99 latency
94s
toast pipeline
Uptime
99.97%
last 90 days
Active toasters
1
of 1 provisioned
Toast pipeline — kanban view
Bread queued
TOAST-0041
Sourdough, 2-slice
Inserting
TOAST-0040
Multigrain, 1-slice
Toasting
TOAST-0039
White bread, darkness=3
Eject pending
No items
Butter phase
Awaiting eject
Consumed
TOAST-0038
Rye, 1-slice — 08:14
TOAST-0037
White, 2-slice — 07:52
Service topology
toaster-svc
v2.1.4 · port 8080 · 3 replicas
CPU4%
Heating element847°C
Darkness range1–5 (max enforced)
Req/min0.04
Circuit breakerCLOSED
butter-svc
v1.0.9 · port 8081 · 1 replica
CPU0%
StateIdle (cold)
Butter temp18°C (ambient)
Spread speed12mm/s
Dairy certVALID
plate-svc
v3.0.1 · port 8082 · 2 replicas
CPU0%
Capacity2 slices max
Crumb load34% — advisory
Materialceramic (v1)
StatusDegraded
SLA compliance
Toast-to-plate latency 94s / 120s target
Butter application latency 0s / 30s target
Crumb clearance SLA 34% — cleaning overdue
Cost analysis
$0.0003
estimated cost per slice
Electricity$0.00028
Plate depreciation$0.000018
Butter API call$0.0000024
Kubernetes overhead$0.80
Observability (Datadog)$2.40
On-call retainer$1.20
Note: infrastructure costs are 14,666x the toast cost. This is normal.
Incident log
RESOLVED · INC-0017 · P0
Toast darkness exceeded threshold (darkness=6). Bread blackened. Smoke detected by plate-svc. MTTR: 4 minutes.
Incident postmortem — INC-0017

Root cause: toaster-svc accepted darkness=6 without validation. No upper bound enforced in v2.1.3.

Timeline:
07:34:00 — TOAST-0036 inserted, darkness=6
07:36:12 — plate-svc smoke sensor threshold breached
07:36:14 — P0 declared, PagerDuty fired, 3 engineers woken
07:38:00 — bread ejected manually
07:40:02 — incident resolved, windows opened

Action items:
(1) Add darkness validator, max=5 — owner: @breadops
(2) Implement smoke-based circuit breaker — owner: @toaster-platform
(3) Add "sniff test" step to runbook — owner: @on-call-rotation

MTTR: 4 minutes. Severity: P0. Slices lost: 1.
RESOLVED · INC-0014 · P2
butter-svc cold start latency spike (44s). SLA breached. Root cause: butter was in fridge.
Live logs
System nominal. 1 slice in progress.